Friday, February 13, 2009


1. The pinnacle of all English swearwords, thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Hand Grenade or the most powerful zord from Power Rangers, it should only be used in times of extreme need.

Man: Larry, your home just burned down, and the arsonist fucked your wife
Universe: Shatters a little bit, shaken to its very core

2. A cunt of the highest order, who finds new and exciting ways of pissing off her significant other. Thundercunts tend to be over 300 lbs, and hate working just as much as they love chicken nuggets from Wendy's.

Jennifer, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a thundercunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....

From Urban Dictionary via some funny drunk girls in the cab

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