Saturday, August 29, 2009

Vancouver Canadians...

suck at baseball. But have good hotdogs, decent beer and cute mascots. Proof:

PS The best part of the game was the mascot race, where one mascot fell down.

-- Post From Vancouver

Friday, August 28, 2009

city beat

At 11:00PM on Friday night a turquoise late-model pickup avoided a police roadblock at Yates and Warf street by speeding the wrong way up Yates, dodging oncoming traffic and nearly striking this reporter's vehicle. The truck was last seen careening onto Langley street. A police cruiser gave pursuit, some thirty seconds later. It is presumed that the pickup escaped.

-- Post From Taxi

Tuesday, August 25, 2009


Is "moustache" really a French name? I think not. MEXX=quoi?

-- Post From Vamcouver

Saturday, August 22, 2009

city beat

On Thursday morning at 2:30am, a man was severely beaten by four assailants in the alley next to Still Life boutique, on the 500 block of Johnson street in Victoria. This reporter witnessed the four men kick the victim in the head repeatedly as he lay on the ground, while another man yelled, "Stop kicking him! He's a human being for god's sake!" The assailants then fled the scene on foot, first attempting to hail a cab, then running North on Government street, and West on Pandora street. This reporter followed the men and described their appearances and movements to a 911 emergency dispatcher. The men were last seen climbing the fence into the vacant lot adjacent Swan's Hotel, between Pandora and Fisgard streets.

This reporter then circled the block back to where the man had been assaulted, where Police officers were attending to the man. This reporter told an officer where the assailants had fled, to which he replied, "yes, we'll be sending a Police Car." It is unknown whether anyone was apprehended in relation to the incident. A Freedom of Information request will be filed.


This was an appaling assault to have witnessed, and I have been deeply disturbed by both the viciousness of the attack, and the lack of urgency displayed by the VicPD member with whom I spoke. While the assailants were disappearing into the night, the officer merely attempted to aid the victim. Perhaps I am ignorant of police procedure, but I would have thought apprehending the assailants would have been a higher priority. Surely paramedics could have attended to the victim's injuries while the police nabbed the bad guys. If these guys got away I will be very cross; they climbed into a vacant lot from which there was only one other exit: over the fence on the Fisgard street side. With a cruiser on either side of the lot these men would not have been able to escape. I am looking into this matter to discover the outcome of the situation. Further updates as details become available. Until then, be careful out there.

-- Post From Taxi

Friday, August 21, 2009


Reblogged from booklovers never go to bed alone.

I love the collection of globes. Someday my house will be this inviting.

Friday, August 14, 2009

tiny kitty

It's a tiny kitty!

-- Post From Taxi

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

"I just had sex with a goose, you brainwashed fucking android insect... I'm going back to my prison cell."

- Guy outside Lucky Bar who was trying to sell "organic" weed to drunk teenagers.


Sometimes work is funny.

-- Post From Taxi